I didn’t intend on getting this old.  Trust me.

I made every seriously bad decision I could to die young.

Didn’t turn out the way I planned,

but since I’m here…..

I decided that I get to tell people about what happens when they make stupid choices.

 But

I’m also wise enough to know people won’t listen to me.

Be Careful About What You Pray For!

I’ve been accused of doing some really dumb things

but this has got to be the dumbest thing I ever did.

When I was 15, I wanted to be grown up.

So I prayed to God to make me older.

Guess what?

I got older!!!!! 

Moral of the story:

If you must pray…

Pray responsibly!!

How To Be Even More Excellent!

You see old folk

all dusty and tight

You think to yourself

that won’t be my life

You don’t even know

you’re killing yourself

by sitting all day

and doing naught else

You still have time

to keep what you have

Just get off your ass

and get on the right path